NFL has love for me!

So I have my first replies, from the NFL teams the Buffalo Bills and the Houston Texans. Pretty prosaic at this point, but they didn’t tell me to blow myself, or call me a f**kwad, so they’re one up on LFC…

RE: I could be your new biggest fan!‏
To: ‘Richard Jones’

Richie,

We would gladly take you in as a fan! :) You sound as though you would be a great addition to the Buffalo Bills Network. If you are interested in season tickets or individual tickets please stay in contact with the ticket office at 1-877-228-4257. Any further questions feel free to contact us during normal business hours. We look forward to hearing from you in the near future.

Amber R.

Buffalo Bills

Customer Relations

That’s nice! Then I go this one from down south:

RE: I could be your new biggest fan!‏
To: ‘Richard Jones’

Dear Richie,

Thank you for your email and support of the Houston Texans! We are thrilled that you are looking for a team to support and are considering cheering for the Houston Texans. Our mission is to create and maintain the most respected and most valuable professional sports franchise in the world. The team is also very dedicated to community outreach initiatives and programs. We hope you choose to cheer for us and look forward to hearing from you. Thank you and have a great day!

GO TEXANS!

I’m loving the enthusiasm there. They are certainly the frontrunners by default, check them out here:

http://www.buffalobills.com/

http://www.houstontexans.com/index.html

I’m working on some kind of framework by which to make my final decision, so any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

GO ME!!!

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2 Responses to “NFL has love for me!”

  1. Miller Says:

    The Texans use the word ‘franchise’ in their reply. Surely that sets alarm bells ringing? Franchises = merchandising, merchandising = beach balls…

  2. Muir Wood Says:

    framework suggestions (in descending order of persuasiveness):
    - season ticket
    - match ticket
    - affiliated clothing
    - poster
    - sticker
    - friendly, wordy email
    - short, civil email
    - no reply
    - blow yourself

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